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Two quotes from Kanye West

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Two quotes from Kanye West:

  1. N#@$&! is monsters  / N#@$&! i is pimps / n#@$&! is players / Til n#@$&! have daughters / N#@$&! is pimps / n#@$&! is players /‘Til n#@$&! have daughters
  2. I think it’s bravery that helps you beat this game called life. You know they tried to scare me to not wear this hat. My own friends. But this hat gives me a different power in a way. You know my dad and my mom separated, so I didn’t have a lot of male energy in my home. And also I’m married to a family that, you know, not a lot of male energy going on.

For one of these, he’s considered a poet.  For the other, a crazy person who can’t read.  Guess which goes with which.

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Festivus celebrated 24/7

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Democrats seem to be on a perpetual celebration of Festivus and it’s airing of grievances.  The country’s been winning lately but those on the left see only defeat.  Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, unemployment, a receding ISIS, North Korea, NAFTA, tax cuts, military, Iran deal, and for the first time in 10 years, your chances of being be-headed has been reduced.

But of course there’s also the bad, such as tweet storms, lying, and Omarosa.  At least the media aren’t complicit in the lying.  Emboldened journalists everywhere are more than eager to set Trump straight on his most flimsiest lies.  “The greatest economy ever?!  Ha!  What about Dover, Delaware in 1877!?  Now that was a great economy!”

It becomes quickly apparent that anything good for the country sets their version of grieving in motion. We bring you the Democrats’ stages of grief.  And by “grief” we don’t mean things worthy of grief.  We’re talking about circumstances that most everyone else would consider good news.  But good news for the country means bad news for the Democrats.  We’ll throw in the Presidential Emergency Alert only because many liberals balled themselves up into the fetal position because of the scary noise.

  • Shock (that they’d have to tolerate something that doesn’t fit their Utopia)
  • Disbelief (that by being shocked the circumstance wasn’t immediately reversed)
  • Melt Down (over having to demonstrate independence)
  • Tantrum (when their every need isn’t being met by the government)
  • Anger (to ensure everyone knows of the outrage)
  • Evolution (of lies to counter sane people pointing out their flawed sensibilities)
  • Mob (mentality because nothing gets people on your side like destruction)
  • Shock (that destruction turned people against you)
  • Disbelief (that their stages of grief haven’t worked)
  • Melt Down (that they have to think for themselves)
  • etc, etc, etc.

We should mention that at any one of these stages, liberals may be forced to make funny hats and silly costumes.

The Long and Whiny Road

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Paul McCartney, in an effort to become relevant again, has finally gotten on the Trump Hate Train.  After all it’s what the cool kids are doing these days.  We thought we’d try our own version of a musical lecture.

Hey Dude, don’t be afraid
You were made to sing songs – not politic
The minute you let Trump under your skin
Then you begin to let him win

Anytime you feel the pain, hey Dude, refrain
Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders
Just know that Trump’s a fool who plays it cool
By making this world a little better
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Hey Dude, don’t let me down
You have found a cause, now go and get it
Remember, don’t ride your jet to far
Then you can start to fix the climate

So let it out and let it in, hey Dude, begin
You’re waiting for someone to say you’re relevant
And don’t you know that it’s just you, hey Dude, you’ll do

Your movement is on Hollywood’s shoulder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah

Hey Dude, don’t make it bad
Take a sad song and make it radical
Remember don’t let Trump under your skin
Then you’ll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh

Washington Post: Trump complicit in hurricane

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The Washington Post, never one to shy away from blaming Trump whenever possible, may have jumped the shark this week.  Their editorial board has declared Trump complicit in hurricane Florence.  Obama was more complicit in be-headings than Trump could possibly be in a hurricane.

If the Post is looking for other equally preposterous things for which Trump is deserving of blame, we offer the line-up below.  Well, the Omarosa thing, yea, that one’s squarely at his feet.

  • the 1969 Mets
  • Woody Allen
  • restrictor plates at Talledaga
  • the classy love affair between Strzok and Page
  • Gamecock Football
  • the death of Frank Zappa
  • 3-clasp bra hooks
  • US heat wave of 1934
  • dark stars
  • poisonous mushrooms that look tasty
  • the heartbreak of psoriasis
  • cable TV going out last night in Buford, Wyoming
  • Angela Merkel’s failed diets
  • the broken bridge rail in Chappaquiddick
  • the ice age
  • Mario Van Peebles acting range
  • rise of Nazi Germany
  • fall of Nazi Germany
  • Madonna and Abba
  • JFK and Lee Harvey Oswald killings
  • making most women secretly attracted to Melania
  • disco
  • Daylight Savings Time
  • every girl that told Ted Cruz she just wanted to be friends
  • riptides
  • English food
  • San Fransisco sanitation
  • prepubescence
  • Apollo 13
  • cruising in the left lane
  • Godfather III
  • rationed airplane peanuts
  • Omarosa
  • Hollywood movie recycling
  • setting Millennial’s expectations too high with rise in middle class incomes and record number of jobs available

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Our illustration above was too funny not to make a full cartoon out of it.

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Collusion confirmed!

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Tweet Storm Warning

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Media collaborates to show Trump how much they don’t collaborate… or something like that

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First there’s no doubt in our mind that Trump hates bad news, that he thinks it’s a direct reflection on him and will say and tweet what he feels is necessary to discredit the offending media source.  Some would say he down right lies, others that it’s hyperbole.  But many also recognize that the media have been using their position as the fourth estate (a lost concept, by the way, over the previous eight years) to twist and turn stories that any unbiased person would recognize as clear bias.

Early on in the Trump administration an obvious example of bias was seen.  How early?  Trump’s first day.  He was being observed by the media while getting organized in the oval office. One media rep from the press pool noted that the MLK bust was gone and notified the other reporters (btw, a press pool member provides insights for other press members since the oval office has limited space).  Later though the reporter had to walk the claim back because the bust was actually there.  So instead of reporting on an historic day, the reporter desperately jumped on the first indiscretion he could … imagine.  But gee, we can understand how difficult it would have been to verify his reporting.  Do you know how much work it would have been to look around the whole oval office?!

And it continues today.  You can’t read the front page of a major newspaper and not see as many adjectives and adverbs as there are coming out of a night school creative writing course.  Whatever happened to who, what, where, and when?  Now instead of the four W’s we get the four B’s: bias, bloviate, bluster, and bellow.