We’re not sure it’s necessarily a winning strategy, but there stands good ol’ Joe at the betting window putting everything on the Obama legacy.
It might be a feel-good thing to do. He did spent eight years being Obama’s biggest cheerleader, taking only momentary breaks to nuzzle necks and hair. But recycling anything that remotely sounds like the Obama-ism “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor” such as “if you like your health care plan you can keep it“ seems like a campaign strategy closer to nuzzling nuclear waste than to winning.
At least he didn’t say “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
It looks as though Chipotle is allowing us to recycle the old cartoon above. They’re back in the news again with more tainted burritos. To deal with this problem once and for all, we suggest a name change. Get the ecoli out of Chipotle. The name would then become hpt. Or as we’d call it, High Protein Toxins.