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We’re sorry to see the demise of The Weekly Standard.  It’s been a part of our routine reading material for several years.

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Annual Awards and Nominations still open

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There’s still time to get your nominations and nominees in for those deserving a shout-out or a shout-down for their “accomplishments” during 2018.

See all of our awards and nominees at this post.

One nominee for the Upside Down World Award is the Antifa crowd.  This well deserving masked group is nominated for their fascists tactics in the name of anti-fascism. They’re either lacking in self-awareness or slept their way through history classes.

Send your suggested awards and nominatees to the Confederacy of Drones here.

Behind the scenes of Mueller’s investigation

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In a rare appearance Donald Trump and Michael Cohen gather to hear directly from Mueller about his latest bombshell.

Mueller:  I’ve got great news.

Trump/Cohen:  What?

Mueller:  Oh, not for you.  Don’t be silly.  It’s just that I’m so giddy over this bombshell that only took two years and millions of dollars to uncover.  Let me first say though that this officially puts whipped cream AND a cherry on top of my hard work and coercion!

Trump:  That’s great.  That’s really terrific.  I’ll take two scoops, hold the whipped cream.

Mueller:  Mr. Cohen, you sir, claimed the Moscow hotel discussions with Russians ended in January 2016.  But … (dramatic pause, dramatic lighting, foreboding music), it actually ended … six months later.  Ah ha! Gotcha!

Cohen:  OOOOkaaaaay.  But I kept Trump informed all along.

Trump:  Uh-uh

Cohen:  Uh-huh

Trump:  Uh-uh

Cohen:  Uh-huh

Trump:  You’re a weak person, very weak, tremendously weak.   And a liar, what a liar.

Cohen:  Wait a second, everyone relax, including the doberman in the corner.  Meeting with Russians, even in June, wasn’t a crime.

Mueller:  Oh but you lied to Congress about it.  And that entitles me to the really really good news.  Step over here.  You’ll note a wide assortment of thumbscrews, whips, a restraining chair, and a complete set of dental tools.  Unfortunately the rack’s out for service.  Papadopoulos threw up all over it.

Cohen:  What’s behind door number two?

Mueller:  You get Borked or Kavanaughed.

Cohen:  Door number three?

Mueller:  An opportunity for you to provide a few little juicy details about Trump that we’ll provide to you later.

Cohen:  Do your thumbscrews come in a size 9?

Annual Award Nominations Due

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TrophyNominations are due for the 2018 awards to honor those throughout the year who distinguished themselves in a manner deserving of outward ridicule.  The list of our nominees is extensive but not complete.

We’re looking for additional nominees in the categories listed, but would love to learn of other categories that highlight the uniqueness that was 2018.  All participants will win some form of Confederacy of Drones swag delivered to their mailbox in discrete packaging.  The quality of the swag will be dependent on the quality of the input.  It will range from a small rock with Confederacy of Drones hand lettered to something even nicer.Logomug

Submit your nominations and suggested award categories to confederacyofdrones@gmail.com.

Without further delay, here are the 2018 award categories and our (incomplete) list of nominees.

  • The Disappearing Statesman Award – Paul Ryan
  • The I’m Not Too Old for Politics Award – Nancy Pelosi
  • The Tact Award – Donald Trump
  • The My God This World Seems Upside Down Award – Antifa Movement
  • The Comeback of the Year Award – Mitt Romney
  • A Lifetime Achievement Award (Sleazy Politics category) – Bill Clinton
  • The Confused About The Meaning of the Word Journalist Award – Jim Acosta
  • The Remember When Religious Figures were Concerned With Religious Matters – Pope Francis
  • The All Republicans Really are Racists Award – Michael Moore
  • The Most Likely to get Lost on the DC Subway Award – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
  • The You Could Ruin A Wet Dream Award – Roseann Barr
  • The Nero Fiddling Award – Jerry Brown

Happy Veterans Day

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