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Socialism, the downfall of Venezuela… and the Democrat party

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For All lr


The next star will be for Hypocrasy

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Hollywood Star lr


Run to the border

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In light of this past weekend’s level of violence…South of the Border lr

Miles of paper on Kavanaugh

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Early Opinion lr

The request for 3 million pages of Kavanaugh’s previous documents, that by the way, don’t include his 300 opinions that Senators already have in their possession for review, seems a bit excessive.  But considering the usual amount of paper generated by the globe’s greatest paper mill, maybe that’s not really as much as it sounds.

Let’s put Congress through a little exercise.

We’ll personally collect up those 3 million pages if Congress will lay them side-by-side and walk along this “paper trail” reading into Judge Kavanaugh’s inner-most thoughts.  How far of a walk will this be?  Would it reach from the Capital building to the Lincoln Memorial?  And how many pounds of fat would be melted off during this bureaucratic trek?  If we can get Congress out for a little walk, it’s a twofer; a little exercise for our nation’s leaders while getting the nation’s work accomplished.

The walk would actually be a little farther than the National Mall’s grassy stretch.  In fact, the Capture2path would extend for 403 miles.  That’s a walk from Washington, DC to Shrewsbury, MA!  Recall how Obamacare was too big for our lawmakers to read.  Kavanaugh’s documents clock in at the equivalent of 1,500 Obamacares.

Chipotle at it again

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ecoli-burritoIt looks as though Chipotle is allowing us to recycle the old cartoon above.  They’re back in the news again with more tainted burritos.  To deal with this problem once and for all, we suggest a name change.  Get the ecoli out of Chipotle.  The name would then become hptOr as we’d call it, High Protein Toxins.

Do you like getting skewed by pollsters?

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A recent poll noted that by 2043 non-whites would be in the majority in the U.S. and asked “Is that mostly good or mostly bad?” No “doesn’t matter” choice.  You have to pick good or bad.  Half of Republicans surveyed said “mostly bad.” Step outside and you can probably hear the screams that Republicans are racists.

But! Ask any racial group what they’d think if they were in either the majority or the minority (and given no other choices) many would say mostly good if they’re in the majority, mostly bad otherwise.

So we’d like to conduct our own poll.  Only one question, have you stopped beating your wife with a puppy while committing on-line fraud against St. Teresa’s Academy for the Homeless and then investing that money in cages for children who’ve been ripped from their parents arms by ICE using the jaws-of-life lubricated with baby seal oil?  Yes or no

The many mouths of Democrats

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Mouths lr

The tolerant, coexist-bumper-sticker liberals seem to be oblivious to the fact that stoking hate is not trumping hate.  It’s not hard to imagine a liberal beating you with a bull horn in between singing verses of “All You Need is Love” by The Beatles.  Of course, it’d be their own version.

Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be fought.
Whatever you propose it must be stopped.
Nothing you can say ’cause we know how to play the game.
It’s queasy.

Nothing you can make that can’t be lost.
No one you can sway that can’t be bought.
No more pro-nouns he or she, no more masculinity.

It’s queasy.

All you need is love.  (On the left now)

All you need is love

Love is all you need.

Love is all you need.