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And the smirk, don’t forget the smirk!

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In a bold move, Robert Mueller expanded his investigative and law enforcement powers to include the authority to read facial expressions and assess fashion statements. 

Seeing the potential end to the current Russian collusion investigation, that so far has netted only post-election process violations having nothing to do with collusion, Mueller expanded his powers to include mental telepathy. Mueller explained that it was the next obvious step in the evolution of his authoritarian powers. “I’ve been given so much free reign in these investigations that sixth sense was the only possible new power to be exploited” said Mueller as he attended his weekly back-rub from CNN executives. He added that “fashion police authority was just a bonus.” 

Combining telepathic knowledge of what a smirk really means with the poor fashion choice of MAGA hats put the unfortunate Convington Catholic High School students square in his cross hairs … and indictment writing pen. 

In response to a reporter who accidentally asked Mueller a hard question about legal aspects of fashion indictments, the Special Counsel lead investigator replied, “And your Social Security number is what?”

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So where’s the haughty list?

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If there was such a thing as a haughty list…  right to the top.

Festivus celebrated 24/7

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Democrats seem to be on a perpetual celebration of Festivus and it’s airing of grievances.  The country’s been winning lately but those on the left see only defeat.  Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, unemployment, a receding ISIS, North Korea, NAFTA, tax cuts, military, Iran deal, and for the first time in 10 years, your chances of being be-headed has been reduced.

But of course there’s also the bad, such as tweet storms, lying, and Omarosa.  At least the media aren’t complicit in the lying.  Emboldened journalists everywhere are more than eager to set Trump straight on his most flimsiest lies.  “The greatest economy ever?!  Ha!  What about Dover, Delaware in 1877!?  Now that was a great economy!”

It becomes quickly apparent that anything good for the country sets their version of grieving in motion. We bring you the Democrats’ stages of grief.  And by “grief” we don’t mean things worthy of grief.  We’re talking about circumstances that most everyone else would consider good news.  But good news for the country means bad news for the Democrats.  We’ll throw in the Presidential Emergency Alert only because many liberals balled themselves up into the fetal position because of the scary noise.

  • Shock (that they’d have to tolerate something that doesn’t fit their Utopia)
  • Disbelief (that by being shocked the circumstance wasn’t immediately reversed)
  • Melt Down (over having to demonstrate independence)
  • Tantrum (when their every need isn’t being met by the government)
  • Anger (to ensure everyone knows of the outrage)
  • Evolution (of lies to counter sane people pointing out their flawed sensibilities)
  • Mob (mentality because nothing gets people on your side like destruction)
  • Shock (that destruction turned people against you)
  • Disbelief (that their stages of grief haven’t worked)
  • Melt Down (that they have to think for themselves)
  • etc, etc, etc.

We should mention that at any one of these stages, liberals may be forced to make funny hats and silly costumes.

And when it comes to Judge Kavanaugh, will we see any liberals think for themselves?

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Video of a Democrat gathering to protest Judge Kavanaugh’s hearing.

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The next star will be for Hypocrasy

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The many mouths of Democrats

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The tolerant, coexist-bumper-sticker liberals seem to be oblivious to the fact that stoking hate is not trumping hate.  It’s not hard to imagine a liberal beating you with a bull horn in between singing verses of “All You Need is Love” by The Beatles.  Of course, it’d be their own version.

Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be fought.
Whatever you propose it must be stopped.
Nothing you can say ’cause we know how to play the game.
It’s queasy.

Nothing you can make that can’t be lost.
No one you can sway that can’t be bought.
No more pro-nouns he or she, no more masculinity.

It’s queasy.

All you need is love.  (On the left now)

All you need is love

Love is all you need.

Love is all you need.