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Festivus celebrated 24/7

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Blue lr 10-11-18

Democrats seem to be on a perpetual celebration of Festivus and it’s airing of grievances.  The country’s been winning lately but those on the left see only defeat.  Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, unemployment, a receding ISIS, North Korea, NAFTA, tax cuts, military, Iran deal, and for the first time in 10 years, your chances of being be-headed has been reduced.

But of course there’s also the bad, such as tweet storms, lying, and Omarosa.  At least the media aren’t complicit in the lying.  Emboldened journalists everywhere are more than eager to set Trump straight on his most flimsiest lies.  “The greatest economy ever?!  Ha!  What about Dover, Delaware in 1877!?  Now that was a great economy!”

It becomes quickly apparent that anything good for the country sets their version of grieving in motion. We bring you the Democrats’ stages of grief.  And by “grief” we don’t mean things worthy of grief.  We’re talking about circumstances that most everyone else would consider good news.  But good news for the country means bad news for the Democrats.  We’ll throw in the Presidential Emergency Alert only because many liberals balled themselves up into the fetal position because of the scary noise.

  • Shock (that they’d have to tolerate something that doesn’t fit their Utopia)
  • Disbelief (that by being shocked the circumstance wasn’t immediately reversed)
  • Melt Down (over having to demonstrate independence)
  • Tantrum (when their every need isn’t being met by the government)
  • Anger (to ensure everyone knows of the outrage)
  • Evolution (of lies to counter sane people pointing out their flawed sensibilities)
  • Mob (mentality because nothing gets people on your side like destruction)
  • Shock (that destruction turned people against you)
  • Disbelief (that their stages of grief haven’t worked)
  • Melt Down (that they have to think for themselves)
  • etc, etc, etc.

We should mention that at any one of these stages, liberals may be forced to make funny hats and silly costumes.

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And when it comes to Judge Kavanaugh, will we see any liberals think for themselves?

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Video of a Democrat gathering to protest Judge Kavanaugh’s hearing.

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The next star will be for Hypocrasy

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The many mouths of Democrats

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The tolerant, coexist-bumper-sticker liberals seem to be oblivious to the fact that stoking hate is not trumping hate.  It’s not hard to imagine a liberal beating you with a bull horn in between singing verses of “All You Need is Love” by The Beatles.  Of course, it’d be their own version.

Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be fought.
Whatever you propose it must be stopped.
Nothing you can say ’cause we know how to play the game.
It’s queasy.

Nothing you can make that can’t be lost.
No one you can sway that can’t be bought.
No more pro-nouns he or she, no more masculinity.

It’s queasy.

All you need is love.  (On the left now)

All you need is love

Love is all you need.

Love is all you need.

Supreme Court to determine if the FACT Act is constitutional

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California’s law known as the FACT (Reproductive Freedom, Accountability, Comprehensive Care and Transparency) Act requires pro-life crisis pregnancy centers to post notices for abortion facilities.  Read more about it through Reuters.  The law was adopted (pun intended) in 2015 under the governorship of Jerry Brown and backed by the ultra-left California State government.  It’s now being challenged in the U.S. Supreme Court.

We couldn’t help but wonder what our world might be like if competing entities were required to shill for each other.

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  • CSPAN
    • CNN:  when accuracy gets boring
  • Gold’s Gym
    • Lazyboy:  sit back and be comfortable after your broken New Year’s resolution
  • Grace Point Crossroads Church
    • Church of Satan:  you won’t believe the excitement on Misery Mondays and Torment Tuesdays
  • eHarmony
    • The Chicken Ranch:  dating without an app… and without dating
  • Home Living Health Care
    • Kevorkian and Associates:  tired of nurses seeing you naked?
  • Forever Home Adoption Center
    • Bare Teeth Dog Fighting Club:  stop by to win back your adoption fee
  • Presbyterian Women’s Garden Club
    • Diamond’s Strip Club:  want to earn some extra money?
  • Weight Watchers
    • Domino’s:  visit us after your weekly meeting
  • 5-Star Maids
    • Superior Demolition:  because maids’ll go through your stuff

Perhaps the FACT Act is actually the Forcing Abortion Centers through Tyranny Act.