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A big mouth and thin skin is a bad combination

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Your Turn: Drone’s Groans

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A famous poet once said, “Step right up and win some crap.”  We may be paraphrasing… or maybe it wasn’t a poet.  Anyway, give us your thoughts and we’ll send you some crap.

Posted below are our tongue-in-cheek new year’s resolution suggestions for a few well known personalities.  We’re now wondering who we missed and what their resolutions are are or should be.  We’d love to hear your suggestions. Consider politicians, entertainers, eating contest champions, or those few who, justly or not, received their 15 minutes of fame in 2016.  Everyone who submits gets a chicken scratching otherwise known as an original sketch, mailed directly to you.  That’s right, art, guaranteed to be worth $0.47 … if the postage stamp wasn’t cancelled.

We left a lot of people off our list who are in dire need of some timely resolutions:  James Comey, Anthony Weiner, Matt Stonie (moon pie eating champion), Beyonce, Brad Pitt or anyone in the Trump brood.  

You can provide your thoughts directly in the comments section of the blog.  Or just email your suggested resolutions to us at confederacyofdrones@gmail.com.

Remember, humor counts – assuming anyone has a sense of humor left.  We’ll collect suggestions until New Year’s Eve and then compile the best of the bunch.

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With malice toward none and charity…FOR US

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Here are the Confederacy of Drones 2017 New Year’s Resolutions.

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Clear political positions are established

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Just exactly where are we going.  Only time will tell.   Consider the poem by Arthur Guiterman.

“On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness

The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear, whose potent hug,
Was feared by all, is now a rug.

Great Caesar’s bust is on the shelf,
And I don’t feel so well myself.”

Arthur Guiterman

 

To put this in a more short term perspective, we offer:

“You feel as though we’re likely doomed,
because a showdown shortly looms.

Your cheer, though, follows your bodily health,
but I’m not feeling so well myself.”

Confederacy of Drones

 

 

 

Follow the money

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