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Cold hands, warm blood, cold heart

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In an era of name calling elevated to heights not seen since the New York Times called Robert E. Lee a flapdoodle foozler, one name we didn’t expect to hear in 2019 was “baby killer” yet there you are Democrats.

You’ve got to imagine they woke up the day after blocking a bill to protect a born person – otherwise known as, well, a person – thinking “#$%@, I just had the weirdest dream that I threw away my moral compass, stomped on the constitution and pandered to the fartherest of the farthest left we could go.”  Otherwise known as a Tuesday.

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Joy to the World

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A child has been born to us; God has given a son to us. He will be responsible for leading the people. His name will be Wonderful Counselor, Powerful God, Father Who Lives Forever, Prince of Peace. Isaiah 9:6

Annual Awards and Nominations still open

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There’s still time to get your nominations and nominees in for those deserving a shout-out or a shout-down for their “accomplishments” during 2018.

See all of our awards and nominees at this post.

One nominee for the Upside Down World Award is the Antifa crowd.  This well deserving masked group is nominated for their fascists tactics in the name of anti-fascism. They’re either lacking in self-awareness or slept their way through history classes.

Send your suggested awards and nominatees to the Confederacy of Drones here.

Annual Award Nominations Due

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TrophyNominations are due for the 2018 awards to honor those throughout the year who distinguished themselves in a manner deserving of outward ridicule.  The list of our nominees is extensive but not complete.

We’re looking for additional nominees in the categories listed, but would love to learn of other categories that highlight the uniqueness that was 2018.  All participants will win some form of Confederacy of Drones swag delivered to their mailbox in discrete packaging.  The quality of the swag will be dependent on the quality of the input.  It will range from a small rock with Confederacy of Drones hand lettered to something even nicer.Logomug

Submit your nominations and suggested award categories to confederacyofdrones@gmail.com.

Without further delay, here are the 2018 award categories and our (incomplete) list of nominees.

  • The Disappearing Statesman Award – Paul Ryan
  • The I’m Not Too Old for Politics Award – Nancy Pelosi
  • The Tact Award – Donald Trump
  • The My God This World Seems Upside Down Award – Antifa Movement
  • The Comeback of the Year Award – Mitt Romney
  • A Lifetime Achievement Award (Sleazy Politics category) – Bill Clinton
  • The Confused About The Meaning of the Word Journalist Award – Jim Acosta
  • The Remember When Religious Figures were Concerned With Religious Matters – Pope Francis
  • The All Republicans Really are Racists Award – Michael Moore
  • The Most Likely to get Lost on the DC Subway Award – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
  • The You Could Ruin A Wet Dream Award – Roseann Barr
  • The Nero Fiddling Award – Jerry Brown

Washington Post: Trump complicit in hurricane

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The Washington Post, never one to shy away from blaming Trump whenever possible, may have jumped the shark this week.  Their editorial board has declared Trump complicit in hurricane Florence.  Obama was more complicit in be-headings than Trump could possibly be in a hurricane.

If the Post is looking for other equally preposterous things for which Trump is deserving of blame, we offer the line-up below.  Well, the Omarosa thing, yea, that one’s squarely at his feet.

  • the 1969 Mets
  • Woody Allen
  • restrictor plates at Talledaga
  • the classy love affair between Strzok and Page
  • Gamecock Football
  • the death of Frank Zappa
  • 3-clasp bra hooks
  • US heat wave of 1934
  • dark stars
  • poisonous mushrooms that look tasty
  • the heartbreak of psoriasis
  • cable TV going out last night in Buford, Wyoming
  • Angela Merkel’s failed diets
  • the broken bridge rail in Chappaquiddick
  • the ice age
  • Mario Van Peebles acting range
  • rise of Nazi Germany
  • fall of Nazi Germany
  • Madonna and Abba
  • JFK and Lee Harvey Oswald killings
  • making most women secretly attracted to Melania
  • disco
  • Daylight Savings Time
  • every girl that told Ted Cruz she just wanted to be friends
  • riptides
  • English food
  • San Fransisco sanitation
  • prepubescence
  • Apollo 13
  • cruising in the left lane
  • Godfather III
  • rationed airplane peanuts
  • Omarosa
  • Hollywood movie recycling
  • setting Millennial’s expectations too high with rise in middle class incomes and record number of jobs available

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Our illustration above was too funny not to make a full cartoon out of it.

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Never Forget

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