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Fearless Girl ready to hit the road

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It’s been a little over a year since the stare-down between Fearless Girl and the bull began. With her readiness to take her defiant pose and pointy elbows on the road, we thought it’d be a good time to resurrect this piece we put together exactly one year ago.

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And the Oscar for best hypocrisy…

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Your Turn: Drone’s Groans

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A famous poet once said, “Step right up and win some crap.”  We may be paraphrasing… or maybe it wasn’t a poet.  Anyway, give us your thoughts and we’ll send you some crap.

Posted below are our tongue-in-cheek new year’s resolution suggestions for a few well known personalities.  We’re now wondering who we missed and what their resolutions are are or should be.  We’d love to hear your suggestions. Consider politicians, entertainers, eating contest champions, or those few who, justly or not, received their 15 minutes of fame in 2016.  Everyone who submits gets a chicken scratching otherwise known as an original sketch, mailed directly to you.  That’s right, art, guaranteed to be worth $0.47 … if the postage stamp wasn’t cancelled.

We left a lot of people off our list who are in dire need of some timely resolutions:  James Comey, Anthony Weiner, Matt Stonie (moon pie eating champion), Beyonce, Brad Pitt or anyone in the Trump brood.  

You can provide your thoughts directly in the comments section of the blog.  Or just email your suggested resolutions to us at confederacyofdrones@gmail.com.

Remember, humor counts – assuming anyone has a sense of humor left.  We’ll collect suggestions until New Year’s Eve and then compile the best of the bunch.

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Liberals reap the low standards they sow

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Shortly before the election, we thought Trump’s crotch grabbing talk would doom him in the Presidential election.  Immediately following the revelation that he talked nasty 11 years ago we provided you with our take on how this might impact his chances to woo the nation.  Come on, our country has standards, right?

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Well apparently liberal entertainers have taken our standards to a low enough level to help us cope with crass conversation.  There’s been enough crotch grabbing in concerts, on red carpets and on television to desensitize us to that type of bad behavior.  Looks like merely talking about crotch grabbing over a decade ago wasn’t enough to overcome the Democrats’ pitiful excuse for a candidate.

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