Washington Post: Trump complicit in hurricane

Posted on September 12, 2018 Updated on September 16, 2018

The Washington Post, never one to shy away from blaming Trump whenever possible, may have jumped the shark this week. Their editorial board has declared Trump complicit in hurricane Florence. Obama was more complicit in be-headings than Trump could possibly be in a hurricane.

If the Post is looking for other equally preposterous things for which Trump is deserving of blame, we offer the line-up below. Well, the Omarosa thing, yea, that one’s squarely at his feet.

the 1969 Mets
Woody Allen
restrictor plates at Talledaga
the classy love affair between Strzok and Page
Gamecock Football
the death of Frank Zappa
3-clasp bra hooks
US heat wave of 1934
dark stars
poisonous mushrooms that look tasty
the heartbreak of psoriasis
cable TV going out last night in Buford, Wyoming
Angela Merkel’s failed diets
the broken bridge rail in Chappaquiddick
the ice age
Mario Van Peebles acting range
rise of Nazi Germany
fall of Nazi Germany
Madonna and Abba
JFK and Lee Harvey Oswald killings
making most women secretly attracted to Melania
disco
Daylight Savings Time
every girl that told Ted Cruz she just wanted to be friends
riptides
English food
San Fransisco sanitation
prepubescence
Apollo 13
cruising in the left lane
Godfather III
rationed airplane peanuts
Omarosa
Hollywood movie recycling
setting Millennial’s expectations too high with rise in middle class incomes and record number of jobs available

Dammit Trump lr

Our illustration above was too funny not to make a full cartoon out of it.

Dammit Trump! lr 9-15-18

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Big things happening in Helsinki

Image Posted on July 16, 2018 Updated on July 16, 2018

Yuge

This entry was posted in Humor, Media, Trump and tagged Helsinki, Trump Putin Press Conference, Yuge.

Baby Boomers’ guide to social media and communications

Posted on June 22, 2018 Updated on June 22, 2018

You may think that us Baby Boomers are averse to social media interactions. In reality, we’re quite active. It just may not seem that way to millennials. The likely reason behind that misconception is that BB’s spend time engaging is several socializing methods other than social media. We know how terrifying face-to-face and voice communications can be, fortunately the BB’s overcame that fear at around the age of two.

So for the benefit of whippersnappers, here are some social media communication lessons for the younger generations who are willing to share the internets.

Speaking in emojis can get annoying. We know sometimes it’s clever and funny but don’t get carried away. Neanderthals wrote in emojis but they didn’t have an alphabet. Don’t be a Neanderthal, use the alphabet.
We’re most likely to use Facebook than other social media platforms such as Twitter and Instagram. They’re all the same, right? Besides, our kids got us started on Facebook and it seems to work fine.
Text us if we need to see a message that day; email us for information that should be seen that week and, even though it’s very Mayberry, use an actual phone if you need an immediate response.
We purposely limit the amount of personal information on-line. No one needs to know why you were compelled to go “Code Grey” at the DMV, details on your seaweed facial fiasco, or that public message to someone that really should have been a private conversation.
No one cares about your lunch so no need to post pictures. Now if it’s moving, on fire or making noise, please post plenty of video.
If you have a desire to post pictures of Confederacy of Drones’ staff, we’ll need written permission, sample copies of the photo, a copy of your drivers license, your mother’s maiden name, and the make and model of your first car.
Arguing on social media is fine, in fact we encourage it. Name calling, cussing, and typing in all caps, though, just wastes our time. Remember, our generation goes outside occasionally and won’t spend their life on-line. See “How do you like them apples.”
We don’t measure life in “likes” or the number of “friends.” Speaking of friends, we don’t think you know what that word really means.

Keep in mind that BB’s invented the computer and the internet. You’re welcome.

This entry was posted in Family, Humor, Satire, Society and tagged Apple, facebook, farming, Internet, Social media.

Twits and Tweets: Another C-word – classless

Image Posted on June 2, 2018 Updated on June 2, 2018

Rusty 18-3

This entry was posted in Celebrity, Democrat, Humor, Satire, twits and tweets and tagged classless Samantha, Samantha and Ivanka.

Pot meet kettle

Image Posted on January 12, 2018 Updated on January 12, 2018

Toilet lr

This entry was posted in Cartoon, Humor, international, Politics, Trump and tagged Trump haiti comments.

Words in the news

Posted on November 4, 2017 Updated on November 4, 2017

Who knew? Much to our surprise it’s considered a racial slur to call someone Pocahontas. Trump found that out this week after a tweet where he referred to Elizabeth Warren as Pocahontas, although that wasn’t the first time he’s done that. After back lash from this recent tweet, Trump apologized by saying, “I do regret calling her Pocahontas, because I think it’s a tremendous insult to Pocahontas.”

In related news, we didn’t have a single Pocahontas show up at our door this Halloween. There was, however, a preschooler who showed up as an old man. I was deeply offended.

Speaking of words, did you know the Japanese have a word for being worked to death. It’s Karoshi. We Americans have the antonym though, couch potato. Of course being overworked doesn’t require the English language to come up with a word, but there are a number of new words and definitions based on current events we offer up for consideration:

pignore – turning a blind eye in Hollywood and journalism to workplace sexual assault and harassment

taximonious – expecting the government to pay for things but not realizing where the government gets its money

testimony – having someone’s genitals in a vice in order to gain cooperation

Demoshat – ability to explosively crap political theater the instant a tragedy occurs

Republisham – inability to accomplish anything even though you own both houses of Congress and the presidency

twit – a person who relies entirely on Twitter to communicate

clinton – the act of cheating to gain an advantage

bernt – being cheated

kimduldge – fueling North Korea’s nuclear ambitions through failed diplomacy

beleech – destroying emails so you can continue to live off the country

pootinkering – election meddling

irangement – establishing policy that provides the Iranian government a path to nuclear weapons

climetastic – using any change in weather as proof that the world will end unless everyone, except celebrities, reduces their carbon footprint

This entry was posted in Humor, Politics, Satire, Society and tagged Japanese word for being worked to death, Japanese word for overworked, Pocahontas racial slur.

Shocked, just shocked

Image Posted on October 13, 2017 Updated on October 15, 2017

Shocked lr

This entry was posted in Celebrity, Democrat, Humor, Society and tagged casablanca shocked, Harvey's behavior, hillary shocked, shocked at Harvey's behavior.

There’s a word for judging someone based on their race

Posted on October 7, 2017 Updated on October 7, 2017

Main Stream News

WEEKEND UPDATE

Transcript

ANCHOR: And now for commentary on a First Lady’s focus on skin color, here’s Emily Litella.

LITELLA: I am deeply bothered by Melania constantly pointing out the race of people. Why can’t she just see people for who they are and not by the color of their skin. It’s just awful. When Melania sees skin color as a person’s defining characteristic, that’s just, well, racist!

ANCHOR: Miss Litella, excuse me.

LITELLA: Yes?

ANCHOR: Michelle Obama is the First Lady who’s hung up on skin color. Michelle, not Melania. Michelle.

LITELLA: Oh … well … that’s different. Never mind.

Litella lr