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ANCHOR: And now for commentary on a First Lady’s focus on skin color, here’s Emily Litella.
LITELLA: I am deeply bothered by Melania constantly pointing out the race of people. Why can’t she just see people for who they are and not by the color of their skin. It’s just awful. When Melania sees skin color as a person’s defining characteristic, that’s just, well, racist!
ANCHOR: Miss Litella, excuse me.
ANCHOR: Michelle Obama is the First Lady who’s hung up on skin color. Michelle, not Melania. Michelle.
LITELLA: Oh … well … that’s different. Never mind.