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Liberals reap the low standards they sow
Shortly before the election, we thought Trump’s crotch grabbing talk would doom him in the Presidential election. Immediately following the revelation that he talked nasty 11 years ago we provided you with our take on how this might impact his chances to woo the nation. Come on, our country has standards, right?
Well apparently liberal entertainers have taken our standards to a low enough level to help us cope with crass conversation. There’s been enough crotch grabbing in concerts, on red carpets and on television to desensitize us to that type of bad behavior. Looks like merely talking about crotch grabbing over a decade ago wasn’t enough to overcome the Democrats’ pitiful excuse for a candidate.
Clear political positions are established
Just exactly where are we going. Only time will tell. Consider the poem by Arthur Guiterman.
“On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness
The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.
The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.
The grizzly bear, whose potent hug,
Was feared by all, is now a rug.
Great Caesar’s bust is on the shelf,
And I don’t feel so well myself.”
― Arthur Guiterman
To put this in a more short term perspective, we offer:
“You feel as though we’re likely doomed,
because a showdown shortly looms.
Your cheer, though, follows your bodily health,
but I’m not feeling so well myself.”
– Confederacy of Drones
Kids and this new foolishness they call playing outdoors.
It’s hard to imagine that it took a video game to get kids back outdoors, as well as a few millennials. While outdoors, we’re hoping they can keep a keen eye out for a few things that haven’t been seen in a very long time:
- Trump’s humility
- Hillary’s emails
- Reverence to elders
- Truth out of Hillary’s mouth
- Trump’s dignity
- Dryer-consumed socks
- Honest media
- An attention span
- Respect for law enforcement
- Obama’s foreign policy
- Term limits for congress
- A third party with a chance
- Working turn signals
- Gentleman behavior
- Road politeness
- Thick skin
Good luck kids. Just stay off my lawn.
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