Pokemon
Kids and this new foolishness they call playing outdoors.
It’s hard to imagine that it took a video game to get kids back outdoors, as well as a few millennials. While outdoors, we’re hoping they can keep a keen eye out for a few things that haven’t been seen in a very long time:
- Trump’s humility
- Hillary’s emails
- Reverence to elders
- Truth out of Hillary’s mouth
- Trump’s dignity
- Dryer-consumed socks
- Honest media
- An attention span
- Respect for law enforcement
- Obama’s foreign policy
- Term limits for congress
- A third party with a chance
- Working turn signals
- Gentleman behavior
- Road politeness
- Thick skin
Good luck kids. Just stay off my lawn.
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