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We warned you last April that raising the legitimacy of FARC, a terrorist organization, with the encouragement of John Kerry and his skillful negotiation skills, wouldn’t turn out as well as planned for Colombia – see our post Frightening things from April 4th, 2016. A year later, and with promises along the way of reductions in cocoa plant farming, a big accomplishment appears to be a boom in… you guessed in, cocoa plant farming. Chalk it up to unintended consequences.
Let’s check back in another year to see if there’s actually a peace deal and what else can be added to the Kerry legacy.
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The intensity level of investigative journalism has just hit a new high, well at least compared to the previous eight years. Dreams of Watergate-like fame have returned for brave journalists across the country. They don’t need their own version of Deep Throat, although it would appear that the Trump administration is riddled with sources but without cool code names, just a quick trigger on their smart phones.
A great example is the recent energetic reporter who, gasp, caught Rick Perry reading the Drudge Report. No doubt the reporter snapped away hoping that he’d catch Secretary Perry pulling up a linked copy of Mein Kampf but apparently Drudge was the best, er worst, that it got. See for yourself, below.
The Drudge headline is a little blurry, likely due to the excited shaking as the reporter’s trembling hands held his phone. It actually reads “Great Again: +235,000.” Let’s give Perry a little credit though, he likely knew that surreptitiously browsing Drudge was the best way for positive news on job growth to get into the mainstream media’s coverage.
It’s too bad this hard hitting type of journalism is just now becoming an imposing force, otherwise perhaps a few these would have been reported.
Valerie Jarrett: Jihadi Weekly
Lois Lerner: Communist Manifesto
Erik Holder: humming the RAP classic “F**k tha Police” as he wanders the Justice Department halls
Barrack Obama: Nero Fiddling for Dummies
Nancy Pelosi: pamphlet for Witchcraft Spells of the Month Club
Hillary Clinton: Playboy
Our award-winning investigative journalism recently uncovered and infiltrated a secret society deep in the bowels of Washington DC. What we originally thought was a book signing for “Bringing Back the Best of Bolshevism”, was actually a group dedicated to gumming up the works within the Trump administration. As we approached the door to the new home of Barrack H. Obama, it was clear that we were out of place in this palatial $6 million residence. Despite our trepidation we proceeded to knock. As a pair of eyes peered through a slot in the door, a voice said, “password please.” With the fortunate guess of “Workers of the world unite” a series of clicks and chain rattles proceeded and, bingo, we were in.
What followed was an embarrassing mix of chants, animal sacrifices, and party games like “pin the blame on the elephant.” The evening culminated with the chair of the Shenanigan Committee, Valerie Jarrett, statusing their 87 page checklist for disrupting the Trump administration. Provided below is a photo of one page of that plan captured while attendees were busy practicing their nose-up-eyes-closed-look-of-disdain sneer.
Our reporting would be incomplete if we didn’t mention the best part of the evening, an amazing spread of comfort food provided by Michelle Obama, including chicken wings, fried cheese curds, little chocolate doughnuts, mugs of warm gravy and Lipitor.