Waiting for the NBA to discover China doesn’t have gender-confused bathrooms.
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Leave it to Democrats to become overwhelmed with rat pride
Trump has so angered the Democrats that the DNC held an emergency meeting on Wednesday to review possible changes to their by-laws which, surprisingly, have no mention of rats. Due to the group’s overwhelming sympathy for what Nancy Pelosi described as ground squirrels only dumber, a resolution was brought forward to change the Democrat mascot from donkey to rat.
A heated debate ensued when Representative Nadler pointed out that Trump frequently disparages penguins and that respect for all mammals should be included. Senator Mark Warner from Virginia reminded Nadler that a penguin is a bird… and that Trump was actually calling Nadler Batman’s nemesis, the Penguin.
Into the late evening went deliberations until the members realized that the by-laws currently do not even include the donkey as the current Democrat symbol. However, since “ass” is included, a compromise was proposed by Senator Bernie Sanders to include both as symbols. This was accepted overwhelmingly at which point Representative Ocasio-Cortez added the approved text into the by-laws using goat’s blood and sorcery.
The official symbol of the Democrat National Committee is now the rat’s ass. Editorial cartoonists across the country are scrambling to figure out what one looks like.
Twits and Tweet: Montgomery County Maryland
“Bad things happen” or so says Roger Berliner, Montgomery County Council President in an effort to calm the tensions at a local high school. The alleged rapists are 17 and 18 years of age … and freshmen … and in the country illegally. The victim is a 14 year old classmate of the rapists. Thanks Roger, we’re sure your constituents feel much better.