Education
With math skills like that…
After a couple of weeks of Kavanaugh hearings, we’ve checked into a political detox center and are now being forced to watch more wholesome programming like A Clockwork Orange.
One thing we’ve concluded is that politicians must not travel the same educational path as the rest of use. We don’t recall ever seeing the classes listed below:
- Languages (or at least the one that uses the most words without saying anything)
- quid pro quo (and other Latin phrases that you don’t think the public understands)
- Advanced Shredder Operations
- Progressive Studies on Hypocrisy
- Hypocrisy Work-Study Program
- Leading-edge Hypocrisy for the Liberal Arts Student
- Selling to the Unwashed Masses
- Feigned Sanctimoniousness
- Unctuous Duplicity as a Dramatic Art
- Biology of Teeth Whitening
- Combating Bourgeois Arrogance
- Fighting Humility with Audacity
- Owning a $4 million house on a $100k salary
- Turning Charisma into a Theology
Twits and Tweet: Montgomery County Maryland
“Bad things happen” or so says Roger Berliner, Montgomery County Council President in an effort to calm the tensions at a local high school. The alleged rapists are 17 and 18 years of age … and freshmen … and in the country illegally. The victim is a 14 year old classmate of the rapists. Thanks Roger, we’re sure your constituents feel much better.
Confederacy of Drones 