Education

With math skills like that…

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Math Skills lr 9-30-18

After a couple of weeks of Kavanaugh hearings, we’ve checked into a political detox center and are now being forced to watch more wholesome programming like A Clockwork Orange.

One thing we’ve concluded is that politicians must not travel the same educational path as the rest of use.  We don’t recall ever seeing the classes listed below:

  • Languages (or at least the one that uses the most words without saying anything)
  • quid pro quo (and other Latin phrases that you don’t think the public understands)
  • Advanced Shredder Operations
  • Progressive Studies on Hypocrisy
  • Hypocrisy Work-Study Program
  • Leading-edge Hypocrisy for the Liberal Arts Student
  • Selling to the Unwashed Masses
  • Feigned Sanctimoniousness
  • Unctuous Duplicity as a Dramatic Art
  • Biology of Teeth Whitening
  • Combating Bourgeois Arrogance
  • Fighting Humility with Audacity
  • Owning a $4 million house on a $100k salary
  • Turning Charisma into a Theology
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Twits and Tweet: Montgomery County Maryland

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“Bad things happen” or so says Roger Berliner, Montgomery County Council President in an effort to calm the tensions at a local high school.  The alleged rapists are 17 and 18 years of age … and freshmen … and in the country illegally.  The victim is a 14 year old classmate of the rapists.  Thanks Roger, we’re sure your constituents feel much better.

http://www.bethesdamagazine.com/Bethesda-Beat/2017/Emotions-Run-High-After-Reported-Rape-at-Rockville-High-School/

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