Democrat
So much attention to absorb
President Trump owns more property than most of us can even imagine. Yet this past Sunday night he was living rent free in the hearts and minds and sobs of the entertainment industry’s elite at the Emmys, one of their many annual pat-on-the-back fests. Meanwhile the rest of country continues to mark themselves absent from the lunacy of these over-hyped celebrity tongue baths as evidenced by its continued ratings decline.
Perhaps when the Golden Globes, Grammys, Oscars, Billboard Music, Tonys, Peoples Choice, American Music, MTV, , etc., etc., etc., award shows roll around next they’ll consider at least making Trump buy a ticket.
Time to exit stage left
The Democrats have been successful in getting the country to focus on statues instead of less important things like North Korea’s nuclear ambition, an improving economy, and a stock market boom. Gone are the two hurricanes in 2017 that bolstered the global warming freak-out (even though it had been a record 12 years since a major hurricane hit the US).
But now Hillary’s pulling the proverbial bandaid off the Democrats’ wound of a 2016 election over and over and over, as if Groundhog Day was a disaster movie instead of a comedy.
Obviously it’s human nature to assume that your failures are not your own but instead due to forces beyond your control. We all have frequent experiences with losing, and most of us as adults are smart enough to realize that it’s usually due to an unlucky break, bad timing or someone just flat out beat us. Now the Democrats’ are reaping the participation-trophy mentality, and when that trophy doesn’t materialize, well it just must be someone else’s sinister doing.
Like Star Wars, where its thesis is rooted in the “force”, there exists an all-powerful supernatural tension, but with a slight alteration. The “farce” is strong in this one.
Democrat party slogans
Now that the Democrat party has progressed so far as to paraphrase a pizza franchise slogan as their own, we thought we’d provide a few alternatives for their consideration.
- A better deal: better thieves, better liars, better hypocrites
- Expanding our local successes nationally. Just look at Chicago, Baltimore and Detroit.
- A better deal: the New Deal on steroids
- We’re
color blindblinded by color - A better deal: Better Schumer, Better Pelosi, Better Maxine Waters!
- Make America blue again
- Better unalienable rights: Strife, Pity and the Pursuit of Mediocrity
- Illegal aliens are voters too
- Honoring the overachievers and their wallets
- A better deal: for us
- We do the thinking so you don’t have to
- A better deal: Better MSNBC, Better CNN, Better ABC
- Science means discovery, unless Al Gore says it’s settled.
- Preserving
JusticeJust Us - Leave no child left in the womb
- Impeaching our way to the White House
- A better deal: ha, ha, ha
Confederacy of Drones 
There’s a word for judging someone based on their race
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WEEKEND UPDATE
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ANCHOR: And now for commentary on a First Lady’s focus on skin color, here’s Emily Litella.
LITELLA: I am deeply bothered by Melania constantly pointing out the race of people. Why can’t she just see people for who they are and not by the color of their skin. It’s just awful. When Melania sees skin color as a person’s defining characteristic, that’s just, well, racist!
ANCHOR: Miss Litella, excuse me.
LITELLA: Yes?
ANCHOR: Michelle Obama is the First Lady who’s hung up on skin color. Michelle, not Melania. Michelle.
LITELLA: Oh … well … that’s different. Never mind.
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