Confederacy of Drones

With math skills like that…

Posted on September 30, 2018

After a couple of weeks of Kavanaugh hearings, we’ve checked into a political detox center and are now being forced to watch more wholesome programming like A Clockwork Orange.

One thing we’ve concluded is that politicians must not travel the same educational path as the rest of use.  We don’t recall ever seeing the classes listed below:

• Languages (or at least the one that uses the most words without saying anything)
• quid pro quo (and other Latin phrases that you don’t think the public understands)
• Advanced Shredder Operations
• Progressive Studies on Hypocrisy
• Hypocrisy Work-Study Program
• Leading-edge Hypocrisy for the Liberal Arts Student
• Selling to the Unwashed Masses
• Feigned Sanctimoniousness
• Unctuous Duplicity as a Dramatic Art
• Biology of Teeth Whitening
• Combating Bourgeois Arrogance
• Fighting Humility with Audacity
• Owning a $4 million house on a $100k salary
• Turning Charisma into a Theology