Hillary’s newly discovered lies

Posted on June 4, 2016 Updated on June 12, 2016

A few tongue-in-cheek Hillary lies that were recently uncovered.

“Actually, I was named after Hillary Duff.”

 

“Let me be clear, my vote on the 2002 Iraq Was was to not disallow the non-peaceful contrary efforts at un-destablizing pro-antimilitary action.”

 

Anytime she begins with “Let me be clear…”

 

“Truth be told, I was actually taking fire from an angry mob slinging baba ghanoush.”

 

Anytime she begins with “Truth be told…”

 

“I’m so pro-woman that I’m wearing a fat suit just to help me relate to body-conscious ladies.”

 

“Really, what happened was I thought ‘server’ meant personal butler.”

 

“I have a deep connection with the average working people of this great nation who are dead broke like me.”

 

“We will mercilessly defeat the energetic non-denominational radical extremists through a heightened plea for inter-faith calm and reconciliation.”

 

“Ha ha ha ha cackle snort snort cackle”

 

“I’m shocked.”

 

“If I like my email server, I can keep my email server.”

 

“We came, we saw, Gaddafi died.  What’s the worst that can happen?

 

“I actually preferred a watch-your-step-or-I-might-unload-a-can-of-overseas-contingency-on-your-ass button instead of a reset button.”

 

“I really miss Vince Foster.”