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Festivus celebrated 24/7

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Blue lr 10-11-18

Democrats seem to be on a perpetual celebration of Festivus and it’s airing of grievances.  The country’s been winning lately but those on the left see only defeat.  Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, unemployment, a receding ISIS, North Korea, NAFTA, tax cuts, military, Iran deal, and for the first time in 10 years, your chances of being be-headed has been reduced.

But of course there’s also the bad, such as tweet storms, lying, and Omarosa.  At least the media aren’t complicit in the lying.  Emboldened journalists everywhere are more than eager to set Trump straight on his most flimsiest lies.  “The greatest economy ever?!  Ha!  What about Dover, Delaware in 1877!?  Now that was a great economy!”

It becomes quickly apparent that anything good for the country sets their version of grieving in motion. We bring you the Democrats’ stages of grief.  And by “grief” we don’t mean things worthy of grief.  We’re talking about circumstances that most everyone else would consider good news.  But good news for the country means bad news for the Democrats.  We’ll throw in the Presidential Emergency Alert only because many liberals balled themselves up into the fetal position because of the scary noise.

  • Shock (that they’d have to tolerate something that doesn’t fit their Utopia)
  • Disbelief (that by being shocked the circumstance wasn’t immediately reversed)
  • Melt Down (over having to demonstrate independence)
  • Tantrum (when their every need isn’t being met by the government)
  • Anger (to ensure everyone knows of the outrage)
  • Evolution (of lies to counter sane people pointing out their flawed sensibilities)
  • Mob (mentality because nothing gets people on your side like destruction)
  • Shock (that destruction turned people against you)
  • Disbelief (that their stages of grief haven’t worked)
  • Melt Down (that they have to think for themselves)
  • etc, etc, etc.

We should mention that at any one of these stages, liberals may be forced to make funny hats and silly costumes.

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The evolution of accusations

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The goal post has been doing a lot of roaming lately.  Almost as much as the attempted moves by the Democrats when Trump sent Hillary packing.  “Oh, sure he won the electoral votes needed, but not the popular vote, the left-handed vote, and the number of voters who voted in the middle of the day vote.”

Here’s a quick run-down of the how the recent accusations have evolved.

Evolution

We’re keeping our fingers crossed that he’s never ripped a tag off a mattress.

Unhinged

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With math skills like that…

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After a couple of weeks of Kavanaugh hearings, we’ve checked into a political detox center and are now being forced to watch more wholesome programming like A Clockwork Orange.

One thing we’ve concluded is that politicians must not travel the same educational path as the rest of use.  We don’t recall ever seeing the classes listed below:

  • Languages (or at least the one that uses the most words without saying anything)
  • quid pro quo (and other Latin phrases that you don’t think the public understands)
  • Advanced Shredder Operations
  • Progressive Studies on Hypocrisy
  • Hypocrisy Work-Study Program
  • Leading-edge Hypocrisy for the Liberal Arts Student
  • Selling to the Unwashed Masses
  • Feigned Sanctimoniousness
  • Unctuous Duplicity as a Dramatic Art
  • Biology of Teeth Whitening
  • Combating Bourgeois Arrogance
  • Fighting Humility with Audacity
  • Owning a $4 million house on a $100k salary
  • Turning Charisma into a Theology

The Long and Whiny Road

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Paul McCartney, in an effort to become relevant again, has finally gotten on the Trump Hate Train.  After all it’s what the cool kids are doing these days.  We thought we’d try our own version of a musical lecture.

Hey Dude, don’t be afraid
You were made to sing songs – not politic
The minute you let Trump under your skin
Then you begin to let him win

Anytime you feel the pain, hey Dude, refrain
Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders
Just know that Trump’s a fool who plays it cool
By making this world a little better
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Hey Dude, don’t let me down
You have found a cause, now go and get it
Remember, don’t ride your jet to far
Then you can start to fix the climate

So let it out and let it in, hey Dude, begin
You’re waiting for someone to say you’re relevant
And don’t you know that it’s just you, hey Dude, you’ll do

Your movement is on Hollywood’s shoulder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah

Hey Dude, don’t make it bad
Take a sad song and make it radical
Remember don’t let Trump under your skin
Then you’ll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh

And when it comes to Judge Kavanaugh, will we see any liberals think for themselves?

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Video of a Democrat gathering to protest Judge Kavanaugh’s hearing.

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