Hillary’s Emails FOUND!

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Following endless searches by the best IT professionals that the Confederacy of Drones could find, the lost trove of emails, thought long ago wiped by Hillary Clinton, have emerged.  The exclusive content is right here.  Enjoy

From:  Hillary@foiledFOIA.com

To: Big$Pack@sold!.com

RE: IT Services Request

Dear BP,

Again, we have no interest in giving referrals for IT folks!

Don’t contact again.



From:  Hillary@foiledFOIA.com

To: cstevens@state.dept.gov


Got your request for embassy security upgrades.  Thinking white drapes with a few nice splashes of pink.  It’s a very calming color.




From:  Hillary@foiledFOIA.com

To: FeelTheBern.finally@bern

Election Chances

Dear Schmuck,

At this point, what difference does it make?



From:  Hillary@foiledFOIA.com

To: NCLegislature@NC.com

Bathroom Choices

Dear Sirs,

It’s was a PANTSUIT!



From:  Hillary@foiledFOIA.com

To:  LISTSERV.WallStreet@gmail.com

Thanks Millions

If you thought Barry was going to flexible with Vlad, you haven’t seen anything yet.  Hang in there with me until after the election and I’ll show you Cirque du Soleil meets the Mustang Ranch flexible.

Luv to all my WS buds.




From:  Hillary@foiledFOIA.com

To:  sultan@oman.org

RE: Clinton Foundation Receipts

My dearest Sultan,

Thanks for the donation of $3,000,000 for the Clinton Foundation.  I was a little surprised that there was postage due though.  Please remit an additional 0.27 cents in the form of check or money order.  Political favors don’t grow on trees, you know.

With deepest bow,



From:  Hillary@foiledFOIA.com

To:  princebajuel@nigeria.palace.com

RE: Nigerian Request for Urgent Business Relationship

Dear Prince Bajuel:

You’re email was an unexpected surprise.   Yes, I would very much be interested in handling Nigerian money that you are having difficulty moving from your country, for a fee as you suggested.  And yes, I have ways of keeping this confidential.

Please send information as soon as possible.




From:  Hillary@foiledFOIA.com

To: EntitledBrats@scared.com

My Dearest EBrats,

Give me a little room then afterwards we can hit the reset. Safe spaces and microagression enforcement will BE the Hillary presidency.

Here to coddle,

Grandma Hill

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