Cory Booker

Spartacus

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Overheard in a Costco:

Cory Booker: I’ll be taking one of those meatball samples.

Employee: Help yourself.

Booker: I’ll be taking it no matter the consequences.

Employee: They’re for everyone. Go right ahead.

Booker: And I’m not paying for it!

Employee: No charge. Really.

Booker: I am Spartacus!!

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